You Suck! - The You Suck Chant

Bass – Bianca Miller*Drums – Steve DansigerFlute – Eve JoslynGuitar – Alex GarvinHarmonica – Dale AshmunLead Vocals – John Hall*, Tom KeenerNoises [Balloons] – Raoul ManerasNoises [Electric Pencils] – Taya SchapiroNoises [Gargling] – Dave KressnerNoises [Nailfile] – Linda DanetNoises [Nails On Blackboard] – Mykel BoardNoises [Vacuum Cleaner] – Elyse ShustakPercussion [Typewriter] – Ethan BumisPerformer [Himself] – Mambo Performer [Juggling] – John Lynch Performer [Rubik's Cube] – Reed KellySpeech [Heckler] – Greg Klein*, Kevin Compton, Linda Danet, Reed Kelly, Toni AsaroViolin – Alex YusterVocals [Sign Language] – Lori MontanaXylophone, Whistle – George O'Malley

Acoustic Guitar [Git Box] – John Gamble*Backing Vocals – Jessy Levy*Backing Vocals, Bass – Bianca Miller-Ski*Drums – Steve (Invented Funk) Dansiger*Flute – Eve JoslynGuitar – Alex GarvinLead Vocals – John (Love Resume) Hall*, Tom Keener (Porkpie)*Performer [Break Dancing] – Mambo Speech [Heckler] – Bob Jones*, Greg Klien*, Jim Schiener, Stephen Tunney, Tom SocolViolin – Alex YusterXylophone – George O'Malley