Various - Johnny Hanson Presents Puck Rock Vol. 2

Performer [Center] – Johnny Hanson Performer [Defense] – Robbie HansonPerformer [Goalie] – Kenny HansonPerformer [Right Wing] – Tommy Hanson Written-By – Chuck Biscuits, Joe Keithley*

Performer [Back-Up Goalie] – Dan Sullivan*Performer [Center] – Ben Foster Performer [Left Wing] – Dan SchaferWritten-By – Foster*, Schafer*

Performer [Coach] – Lisa JenioPerformer [Right Wing] – Jonathan E. PiccoloPerformer [Rover] – Peter GilabertPerformer [Waterboy] – Stüli

Performer [Left Wing] – Al Commie, Johnny Venom, Kid Coma

Performer [Center] – Jon GinoliPerformer [Defense] – Chris FreemanPerformer [Goalie] – Luis*Written-By – Freeman*, Ginoli*

Performer [Center] – Gerry-Jenn WilsonPerformer [Demoted To Minors] – J.T. MassacrePerformer [Left Wing] – Dirty Kurt RobertsonPerformer [Right Wing] – Ms. Ligaya Fatima*Written-By – Dirty Kurt Robertson, Gerry-Jenn Wilson

Performer [Defense] – Hannes NordaPerformer [Enforcer] – Markus Petersson*Performer [Goalie] – Fredde AndersénPerformer [Seagull] – Jonte Andersén

Performer [Beer Vendor] – The Bone*Performer [Enforcer] – Kuba Performer [Permanently Demoted To Minors] – Will E. BeatsPerformer [Team Captain] – Ted

Performer [Demoted To Thunder Bay Turkeys Of The Nickel League] – Jonny Nasty, Melonhead , Rusty Bedsprings, Steve DinkWritten-By – Rusty Bedsprings

Performer [Autobahn Mechanic] – Lee HollisPerformer [Fullback] – Fabsisch*Performer [Sweeper] – StoffelWritten-By – Steaknife*

Performer [Demoted To The Surrey Car Thieves Of The B&E League] – Rosie RomoliPerformer [Promoted To Front Office] – Rocky RomoliPerformer [Sieve In Goal] – Mac RomoliPerformer [Stand-Still Defense] – Robbie RomoliWritten-By – Royal Grand Prix

Performer [Sent To Leavenworth] – How Now LauPerformer [Sent To San Quentin] – D.J. MurtlePerformer [Stickboy Sent To Attica] – LongJohn

Performer [Banned For Life From Any Organized Sport, Now Residing In Las Vegas] – Joe Shithead Keithley*Performer [Impaled On A Long Stick Off A Short Pier] – Ford PierPerformer [Inducted Into Hall Of Fame] – Brian Goble*Performer [Traded To Hansons For Bag Of Pucks] – John WrightWritten-By – Joe Keithley*

Performer [Center On Donut Line] – Mike SorelPerformer [Left Wing On Hellacopter Line] – Keith RosePerformer [New York Yankees Prospect] – Sam PetitePerformer [Right Wing On Hellacopter Line] – Rolf WilkinsonWritten-By – King Hokum And The Meat Bees*

Performer [Not Old Enough To Make Team] – Scooter Performer [Traded To AC Milano] – Flabio ManmountainPerformer [Traded To Lower East Side Midnight Cowboys] – Ratso MonobrowPerformer [Traded To The Reykjavik Whalers] – Jonny BalugaWritten-By – Pullfinger

Performer [Center] – Elmer LachPerformer [Coach] – Toe BlakePerformer [Left Wing] – Sprague CleghornPerformer [Right Wing] – Guy Lafleur Written-By – Derek Sheplawy

Performer [Fired As General Manager] – Mike Fleming Performer [Last Seen In North-East Corner Of Madison Square Gardens] – Scott ShuttleworthPerformer [Last Seen In Northeast Corner Of 53rd And 3rd] – Chil MottsPerformer [Promoted From Minors] – Mark TomisPerformer [Stripped Of Captaincy] – Chris Knox Written-By – One Ton Shotgun

Performer [Biggest Chin In History] – Kirk Douglas Performer [Named Captain] – Spencer McKinnonPerformer [Running Basic Hockey School] – Paul AddingtonPerformer [Sent To Basic Hockey School] – Phil Addington*Performer [Too Little Talent, Demoted] – Doug LiddleWritten-By – Swank

Performer [10th Selection To All Star Team] – Billy Performer [Demoted To Minors After Team Got Spanked For 14th Consecutive Game] – Mark Sparxxx EstabrooksPerformer [Dubbed "Turtle" By Teammates] – John "The Enforcer" WhalenPerformer [Forgot To Bring Pants To The Game] – Mike Crash LoveWritten-By – Strange Brew

Written-By – The Hanson Brothers*